Jan
08
2010
0

Shenanigans

The story of how I got to Dallas yesterday.

I was booked on Northwest Airlines to fly from RDU to Dallas-Love Field through Memphis. Unfortunately, the plane hadmechanical difficulties and didn’t arrive in Raleigh until 30 minutes past the departure time. We boarded and the gate attendant told me not to worry–that I would have plenty of time to make my connection.

In Memphis we pulled up to a part of the terminal where there were no jetbridges. No problem, since we were in a small plane. I’ve unloaded on the tarmac in small planes before. For 10 minutes we just sat there while I watched the watch on the arm of the lady next to me. 2:05… my connecting flight’s departure was 2:15. The flight attendant got on the PA and announced that we had actually landed at the wrong airport. I think everyone believed it for just a moment.. it was Northwest after all. “Just kidding!” he said.  Not funny. We were waiting on the ground crew to arrive.

I called Dad to see if my connection was delayed. I had seen on the news that morning that it was snowing in Memphis, so I hoped that many flights were delayed.  Nope. On time. Finally, they let us off the plane, onto the tarmac.

I grabbed my bags and ran to the terminal, up the stairs, around the corner to find a gate agent waiting. “Dallas Love Field,” I sputtered breathlessly.

“Gate C9.”

“Am I going to make it?”

“Maybe.”

I started running. I hit the moving walkway only to be foiled by a dad teaching his toddler to walk. Not the place, buddy. I saw others from my flight running past me on the non-moving walkway. Ugh. I came out of the A terminal where I saw a bank of LCD screens. My flight was still on time. I ran. Finally, there was one last bridge to cross to get to terminal C. As I ran, I looked out the windows.  I saw planes lined up. C13. C12. C11. C10. C9. There is was.  There was my plane.

I stopped. The door was closed. I was pretty sure government regulations prevent anyone from boarding after the door closed. I started running again anyway. I ran into the waiting area at gate C9. It was empty except for two Northwest gate attendants.

“Can I help you?”

I couldn’t talk; I was breathing too hard.

“I’m…  supposed…. to be on that…. plane.”

It was over. She could get me to DFW at 11:00 pm. I told her either airport was fine. In that case she could get me to Love Field at 9:30.  Sure.

“Maybe I can get you on an American flight that gets in at 6:30.”

“Great.”

She called and got me a ticket. Then she gave me a lunch voucher for my troubles. “For a minute there we thought you were going to make it.” At least they were thinking of me. I started for gate C12 to get my new boarding pass from American Airlines.

I was the fifth person in line when someone came over and said, “Five more minutes then we’re closing up.”

“Great,” I thought. “I’ll have to come back later to check in.” Miraculously, no one in front of me had any time-consuming business, so I made it to the counter. They seemed to know who I was before I explained the whole story.

“Do you just want to get on this plane?”

I looked to see the gate door open.  She handed me a boarding pass.

“I won’t get to use my lunch voucher.” Yep. When offered to the chance to get to Dallas quickly, I worried about losing free food.

“You can use it in Dallas.” I immediately boarded the plane, and got to Dallas earlier than originally planned (albeit the wrong airport).

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Jun
28
2009
0

Modern Education

A TV commercial we were watching: My doctor told me something I didn’t know.  Our bodies lose the ability to absorb calcium as we get older.

Me:  Duh.  I knew that.

Isabella:  (with some condescension) Yeah, I knew that too.  I’ve already seen this commercial.

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Apr
06
2009
3

Isa’s nightmare

Tonight Isa told me about the nightmare that’s been plaguing her the past few nights.

Isa: There is a boy I don’t like and a boy I like. Some bad people are making marry the boy I don’t like.

Me: Well, you know, you can pick the person you marry. You don’t have to marry anyone that you don’t want to.

Isa: Well, I don’t want to get married at all. But, I do want to have kids… I’ll probably adopt.

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Apr
03
2009
0

Hangin’ with the Rabons

Josh: You got to get yourself a jobby-job

Ashley: “You gotta have a J-O-B if you’re gonna be with me.” Isn’t that a TLC song?

Josh: Yeah. And then she burned down that guy’s house.

Ashley: Then she died.

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Mar
27
2009
0

From CNN.com’s main page today:

The Red River rose to 40.2 feet in Fargo, North Dakota, early today, breaking a 112-year-old record and creating a quandary for emergency officials who can no longer rely on historical data to guide their response…

This is the kind of irrational, reactionary thinking that is also guiding the government’s response to the recession.

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Mar
09
2009
4

Small Talk

We were watching “Little People: Just Married” on TLC tonight.  One of Bill’s (the husband) friends was describing their courtship.  He said, “Bill was literally levitating, he was so happy.”

Megan: He was literally levitating?

Josh: Yeah, he should have said he was figuratively levitating…

Megan:  If he was literally levitating, they should put him in the circus.

Josh looks up, appalled.

Megan:  I mean, he’s a levitating dwarf… they could make millions off of him.

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Mar
02
2009
1

Snow

It snowed about 12 inches here last night.  That’s the biggest snow storm in the Boone area since 1998.  Needless to say, we were shut-in today even with 4-wheel-drive.  Megan spent about an hour shoveling this morning, and then I went out this afternoon and cleaned off the car, which took about half an hour.  Isabella played in the snow until her toes hurt so bad she started crying.  Here are some pics.  I’m getting really lazy with pictures–I’m just not feeling inspired here lately.

Click on the thumbnails to see high-res versions.

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Mar
01
2009
2

On Taxes

Josh: Oh, wow, we get a tax credit in Utah for having a baby last year.

Megan: Do we get anything for having a special needs baby?

Josh: No. There’s a credit for adopting a baby with special needs, but if you have one, you’re out of luck.

Megan: That’s not fair; we still chose to keep her.

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Feb
20
2009
0

Willie Waved at Me

Well, he waved at everyone with a camera.  Megan got me a ticket for Christmas (she doesn’t care for Willie Nelson) to see him playing with the Western swing band Asleep at the Wheel.  My seat was fantastic: second row, just to the left of center.  Here’s the view I had.

0219092117 Oh yeah, that’s his famous guitar with the hole in it. Asleep at the Wheel came out alone at first and played about 6 tunes.  They were basically a honky tonk band with a clarinet and trumpet (think Dixieland).  The two fiddle players were amazing (one was 14!) and several of them sang vocals.  They played several standards (“Don’t Fence Me In,” yeah, Cole Porter, and a beautiful version of “What a Wonderful World”). They’re a great group and I recommend downloading some of their tunes on iTunes.

When Willie came out the crowd went berserk and by the time they quieted down, he was well into “Whiskey River.”  I was surprised how old he looks, but he can still sing and play.  He went into a medley of his early hits–”Crazy” and “Night Life” among others.  Then they played several tunes from their new album.  My favorite was called “Hesitation Blues.”  The lyrics were very jazzy–that is full of double entendres, but very funny.  The dixieland horns worked amazingly well with the fiddles and steel guitar.

When the harmonica player came out, I knew it was about to get good.  “How about some Pancho and Lefty?”  The crowd went nuts again.  The singer from Asleep at the Wheel did a great Merle Haggard.  Then came “Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow up to Be Cowboys” and “Always on my Mind.” Next was a medley of Bluegrass standards beginning with “Will the Circle Be Unbroken” and including “I’ll Fly Away.” Then he did “On the Road Again” and I figured that was it, but no.  They did my favorite Willie song–”Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground,” and a couple of new ones that he had written after a recent carpal tunnel surgery.  Lyrics like “Too many pills and too much pot” really whipped up the audience.  They were good tunes–surprisingly funny.

He then took off his guitar and waved to crowd.  “This is part where we used to walk over behind the stage and wait a little bit, but one time we came back and you all were gone.”  So they just went ahead and played their encores which included a couple new ones and “Georgia on my Mind.”

Now, I got to my seat and realized I didn’t have my battery or memory card in my camera, so no high-res pics, unfortunately.  But, my cell phone did take these 15-second clips.  Enjoy them in their grainy splendor.

Pancho and Lefty Whiskey River 14-year-old fiddle player

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Feb
19
2009
4

Watch Day

Today was “watch day” at  Studio K, where Isabella takes dance.  That’s what she calls the day that parents are allowed to watch.  She is a wonderful dancer with grace and, more importantly, rhythm.  Of course I took pictures…

Videos to come after I shrink them a little.

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